For Dubs or Money

by Esfores

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Produced by Urist McDwarf

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released October 25, 2013

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Track Name: 3bard - Check the Dubs
Before the internet even really knew what it was
It became a hug collection of porno and nubs
And the best place to go when you get back your hand
Was this guy named moot's amusement park he called "4chan"
What

I was so sad, they called me a fag
And I dreamed of putting them all into body bags
But one day like magic, Heaven above
Sent a board made of new memes, funposts and hugs

It's pretty easy and not at all sleazy
These people are my friends, no they don't even tease me
All the fig newtons know what to do because
Patrick Bateman smiles, points up at his post, and says

Check the dubs
Just check the dubs
OC go check the dubs

The Church of Bateman, to make a clear statement
Tells us what to do when we're sad or complacent
We get together, make some new OC
And share it with our fellow figs and their families

We're just a collection of gentle souls
Who want to grab double digits and post kek 'til it's old
Because when we're in the moment our souls become free
So euphoric when we see "22," "33"

The internet knows that we're something
We gave them doge and the Topkek muffin
And no, we're not just a rehashed verion of /b/
'Cause we're not underage and we don't post CP

We're educated, older and wiser
If the Net were West Berlin, they'd make us the Kaiser
And we'd still go on checking privileges too
Because repeating digits are not just for gentlemen, boo

Posting the classic that started it all
And even though he resigned, Gippo Dudee's still the boss
So when it comes to separating the real men from the scrubs
Know a true fig newton from his counterpart by checking the dubs

Who are you quoting?

Shout outs to Gippo Dudee, Captain Kek, Mari-Chan, Ekidnuh
White Male Cis Scum, Quest Monkey, Donut Man
3bard, I'm out
Track Name: JaredHyphenSpencer - DOGZ!
What's you best friend that you've ever had?
What's way better than a cat?
What's the best friend of a man?
If you don't know that then you're a fag
Then you are a fag

It's doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada

Doges are fuckin' sweet
Doges'll fuckin' eat
Anything if you cover it in cheese
Doges like to have sex
With your neighbor's pets
They take them out to dinner
And they don't come for the check
Don't come for the check

They're doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Fuckin' doge solo

Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Dadadadadada
Doges
Doges
Doges
Track Name: Rhayader - Scrubmaster
Guess who's back with a brand-new froge?
scrubmaster
All the single ladies got a brand-new doge
scrubmaster
Who gets dubs like sick children die?
scrubmaster
Who's there in that place doing all that stuff?
They've caught my eye
scrubmaster

This is the chorus
And I hope that it's a good hook
Obligatory Topkek placement
Fuck you Keksuki

What brings all the fun to life in general?
scrubmaster's posts
Who fought cood into submission when he was gonna lead /s4s/?
scrubmaster did
Who am I gonna seek out in the event of a nuclear fallout?
scrubmaster
I trust he'll probably have a bunker and let me crash for a bit
scrubmaster

This is the chorus
I hope it's a good hook
Obligatory Topkek placement
Fuck you Keksuki again

Look who's back with a brand-new froge
All the single ladies got brand-new doges
Who gets dubs like sick children get die
Who's that there in that place doing that stuff caught my eye?

scrubmaster
Track Name: 3bard - Flipper
They call him Flipper
Flipper
Faster than lightning
No one you see
Is smarter than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Flying there under
Under the sea

They call him Flipper
Flipper
Faster than lightning
No one you see
Is smarter than he
And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder
Flying there under
Under the sea

They call him Flipper
Track Name: $paghetto $quad 181 - Pasta La Vista
Sauce is sweet

Beat so slow
Just like how I'm feeling
'Bout to go bananas
Bitches start peeling their clothes off
Ready for the heady
Getting kind of hungry
Mom's spaghetti

Now I'm kind of starving
Green like a Martian
Kermit feeling easy
Peasy lemon starship
Looking all around me
Everywhere that I see
Girls be dropping deuces
Man, that's hella nasty

Man, I'm fucking sneezy
Stupider than Weezy
Punch him just like Breezy
Oh my God, Flo Yeezy
This is why I'm single
Cannot fucking mingle
Everybody that I know
Is taken just like Pringles
Taken just like Pringles
Taken just like Pringles
Hoes, hoes, hoes
Like I'm Kris Kringle

Coming back for seconds
And you know I'm fucking ready
Getting even hungrier
More of Mom's spaghetti
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
This, that jackpot
That treasure Bruno Mars

Shit
I'm making you sweat
But baby don't fret
The tables all set
Dine and wine
Buff and shine
It's motherfucking meal time
Mom's spaghetti

Fix your face
I'm outer space
But how you feel
'Bout this fucking date?
Take you out
Shorty don't you pout
We're going steady
Mom's spaghetti

Oodles of noodles
With that marinara sauce
Don't care if you ain't ready
More of Mom's spaghetti

Sauce is sweet
Track Name: Domingo - Kek to Check Dubs
Check dubs, check dubs (check, check)
Check dubs, check dubs (check, check)
Check dubs, check dubs (check, check, check, check)
Check dubs, check dubs (check, check, check)

I used to be on 4chan
I used to fool around
Couldn't find the Topkek
Didn't find my home
Now I'm checking dubs
At a gentlemen's club
You might think I'm crazy
But I know what's up
'Cause I can tell what's going on

It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Check, check, check, check, check, check

I like froge, doge and Gippo Dudee
And all of /s4s/
I'm working on the memes
And I lel about the best
Checking is good for me
It's my fulltime job
I know that it's crazy
But it's like a drug
And there is no denying that

It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
It's kek to check dubs
Check, check, check, check, check, check

Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Because Bateman is my god
Take it from me
It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check

It's not to hard to figure out
As you will see
So go and check your privilege
Or go back to >>>/b/
This is the classic that started it all
Don't try to fight it
It's no use at all
Don't tell me that I'm crazy
Because Bateman is my god
Take it from me

It's kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Check dubs, check dubs, check dubs, check dubs
Kek to check dubs
Kek to check dubs

You know, checking dubs
It's a lifestyle, dude
Track Name: 3bard - Hip to Get Dubs
I used to be a shitposter
I used to troll around
But I couldn't take the Ledditment
And had to settle down

Now I'm funposting real straight
And yes, I've checked my privs
You might think I'm ruse muse
Buttfucked the news
Because I can tell what's going on
It's hip to get dubs
It's hip to get dubs

I check my gets in business suits
Watch Bateman on TV
I'm posting OC every day
And kek is all I eat

They tell me that it's Gippo Dudee
But le sticky man
I know that it's top doge
I know it's shig pig
But there is no denying that
It's hip to get dubs
It's hip to get dubs
It's hip to get dubs
So hip to get dubs

come on /s4s/, make 'em talk

Shiggy Donatello
You remind them every day
And those with the whitest ones
Said they'd call yesterday

You see them all as spammers
They look epic, simply epic
But don't try to sage him
The need to come to war con's art

Don't tell me that I'm Shreck
Don't tell me 'bout stairs
Take it from me
It's hip to get dubs
It's hip to get dubs
It's hip to get dubs
So hip to get dubs

Tell 'em exes

Here, there and everywhere
It's hip to get dubs
Hip, hip, so hip to be square
So hip to get dubs
Here, there and everywhere
It's hip to get dubs
Hip, hip
So hip to get dubs
Yeah, yeah
It's hip to get dubs
Track Name: Captain Kek - Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill
Is the brother
Living at the top of the hill

The Brotherman Bill
Is the brother
With the Brotherman Bill skills

The Brotherman Bill
Says he's got the pack
Of Brothemanjo bills

The Brotherman Bill
Put the Terrible Tim
At the top of the hill

Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill

The Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill

Brotherman Bill promotes a show
You know the room is guaranteed to be filled

So many people in the audience
I hope none of you people get killed

Brotherman Bill makes other producers
Look like they're imbeciles

Brotherman Bill makes so much paper
That his face should be on a bill

Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill

Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill

Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill
Brotherman Bill

The Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill
The Brotherman Bill
Track Name: Domingo - Jesus Don't Want Me for a Dub Get
Jesus don't want me for a dub get
Dubs are not made for me
Don't make me cry
There are no dubs in sight
Don't ever take these dubs from me

Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
For dubs

Jesus don't want me for a dub get
Dubs are not made for me
Don't make me cry
There are no dubs in sight
Don't you ever take those dubs from me

Don't expect me to lie
Don't expect me to cry
Don't expect me to die
For dubs