FORE! (Only Oldfigs Remember)

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FORE! (Only Oldfigs Remember) is the best of the previous albumes.

If downloadlimit is reached get the albume here:

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released April 1, 2015

Produced by 3bard

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Track Name: ayy lmao - 50 Shades of Irony
He's a janitor on the internet
on an
(4CHAN!!!! [repeated indefinitely])
anime imageboard
(SOMEBODY)
he does it for free
he takes his "job" very seriously
he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of
(California, rest in peace [repeated indefinitely])
little girl Chinese cartoons he still has to watch
he will never have a real job
he will never move out of his parent's house
he will never be at a healthy weight
he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
he will never have a girlfriend
he will never have any friends
Toplel m8
Track Name: Le Ruse Bird - [s4s] March
Where's the place that generates so many memes?
Check these dubs!
[s4s]!
Where's the place where everyone can live the dream?
Check these trips!
[s4s]!
Come along, there's so much you can do!
To the place where they're all nice to you!
What's the place where you can funpost frequently?
Check these quads!
[s4s]!
What's the place where we're all treated equally?
Check these quints!
[s4s]!
What's the place that exports high amounts of kek?
Ebin GET!
[s4s]!
Come along, there's so much you will see.
To the place that's fit for you and me!
Where's the place that generates so many memes?
Check these dubs!
[s4s]!
Track Name: 3bard - Check the Dubs
Before the internet even really knew what it was
It became a huge collection of porno and nubs.
And the best place to go when your dick met your hand
Was this guy named moot's amusement park he called "4chan."
What?
I was so sad, they called me a fag,
And I dreamed of putting them all into body bags.
But, one day like magic, Heaven above
Sent a board made of new memes, funposts and hugs.
It's pretty easy, and not at all sleazy.
These people are my friends, no they don't even tease me.
All the fig newtons know what to do because
Patrick Bateman smiles, points up at his post, and says
Check the dubs.
Just check the dubs.
OC, go check the dubs.
The Church of Bateman, to make a clear statement,
Tells us what to do when we're sad or complacent.
We get together, make some new OC,
And share it with our fellow figs and their families.
We're just a collection of gentle souls
Who want to grab double digits and post kek 'til it's old
Because, when we're in the moment our souls become free.
So euphoric when we see "22," "33."
The internet knows that we're something.
We gave them doge and the Topkek muffin.
And no, we're not just a rehashed version of /b/,
Because we're not underage and we don't post CP.
We're educated, older and wiser.
If the ‘net were West Berlin, they'd make us the Kaiser,
And we'd still go on checking privileges, too,
Because repeating digits are not just for gentlemen, boo.
Posting the classic that started it all,
And even though he resigned, Gippo Dudee's still the boss.
So when it comes to separating the real men from the scrubs
Know a true fig newton from his counterpart by checking the dubs.
(Who are you quoting?)
Shout outs to Gippo Dudee, Captain Kek, Mari-Chan, Ekidnuh, White Male Cis Scum, Quest Monkey, Donut Man.
3bard, I'm out.
Track Name: Captain Kek - Treeman Polka
What follows is the story of a modern man
With a modest plan that concerns 4chan.
Chances are that you have felt his power firsthand,
Because everybody knows how much us figs get banned.
But the invisible man can be a bro, and you know,
If your privilege isn't checked, then he will tell you so.
And a thread can go from dead to not even close
If the purple palm tree man does post.
The palm tree man had his fortune checked.
It was Godly Luck, so the fates get rekt.
When it's [s4s], you know you got OC on deck,
And your listening to the words of the Captain Kek.
Like a bird to watch the herd up in the sky,
There's an even higher up than you and I
And even purple palm tree men comply
When the red palm tree man m0t says, "Hi."
m0t, m0t, m0t, m0t, m0t, m0t, m0t, m0t
Topkek.
Check em'!
Track Name: Clark Kent aka Glarg Gendd feat. Le Ruse Bird - The Posters
[s4s] - The home of memes and fun.
[s4s] - I just slept with you're mum.
(#REKT!)

Anon above, and the namefigs below.
Let's get those quints, there's 20 posts to go.

[s4s] - We keep on getting gets.
Eternal Samefig is the fuggin' best.

I made a thread,
I click submit and wait.
Will you get dubs?
Sweet m0t controls your fate.

When I spam froge
You won't see me
Posting doge, HAH!

[Chorus]
[s4s] - Don't ever fuggin' change.
[s4s] - We love you cuz you're strange.

(Post Potlel)

Now, poster 24623,
You were off by one, that's not quality.
(TM)
You know what that means?
Yes, it means I'm free.
(No)

Down to the letter, your itinerary.
This badge of shame, you wear until you die.
It warns that you're a shitposter
Who's only off by one.

I tried and tried to get some dubs,
But I kept missing, and you'll miss again
Until you learn the meaning of this board.
And know the meaning of these 9 long months:
A slave to the board.

For 3 months you were Anon
Then chose a name to have some fun,
A funposting one.
My name is now Clarke Kent,
And I'm Glarg Gendd!

Do not forget my name!
Do not forget me!

24623
Track Name: 3bard & Kekkats - Lel Minde
I remember the first time you spammed our board.
An autistic amount of spam,
#BasedSwaglord saved your ass, you were sure to boast.
You never did know what to post.
It's like you found the board, and lurked away, and hoped to make
some epic post.

The imposters mastered it.
Impersonation left your rep damaged, thought you could manage it.
You thought you'd curse a mod, didn't think he'd ban it.
If you wanna be a nice post, plan it.

It's like your nice vanished, you don't even know that.
I wish we could go back, cuz it's so sad
When I post memes and you don't laugh
Like you used to.
I really hate to expose it, but you strange to post with,
So I keep Anonymous, cuz you always got this autist perception.
Like you're rused and unaware of your spamming.
Topkek thread's are gone and no one's found it, it's overwhelming.

m0t told you that spam was bad, but you ain't listen,
so the mods banned your ass, now you understand.

[Chorus]
And you always post like you don't know me.
And I'm mad at the board cuz the mods took away my homie.
(Give me back my homie, please post more!)
I just wanna post in Le Sticky Man threads like we used to.
(Where'd you go?)
I never woulda thought my best friend would be rude in the future.
But I was wrong.

I shoulda stopped you when I had the chance to do so
But back then, I had felt like that was too bold.
You started posting on new boards, and made the rude environment your new home.
This site is too cold. Could I have prevented this? Who knows?

They convinced you that rusing was cool and hip to do,
Sayin' it would lift your mood and make you feel original.
So you started saging threads,
Hanging with these twisted /b/ros,
Unaware that while you posted you were watched by fucking feds.

And it's pitiful,
Where the fuck are you now?
Mid-20's posting Doge with flavor text, "Such wow!"
When you met her, I had doubts.
Put you on the bad route.
Now you're spamming esforce to make you feel better, Ass out.
They fuggin' got you, I won't lie. But now your threads die,
And you don't even post like you're the same guy.

I told you that spam was bad,
But you don't listen, so the mods banned your ass,
Now you understand.

[Chorus]

I ain't never felt so hurt before, it gets me sore.
I reminisce on us remembering who owns the board,
And that day in July, when we got the new elected lords,
And we was makin' OC like no one ever made before.

Sh*t changed, and it happened quick.
But I can't forget that you was the first fig I started lellin' with.
You coulda had half my Topkek when I purchased it
But now I have to sit and feel bad,
Look what your spammin' did.

Man, you were so very nice and not rude.
Seeing you now, and you're just lewd,
It's crude.
You shoulda made your posts wisely,
Fuckin' with Purple Palm Tree.
Usin' your brain, pls bby,
Just go back to /b/!
It's a struggle to get your ass to listen.
You really hurt me and the rest of the board with all your bad decisions.

We always told you that spam was bad,
but you ain't listen, so the mods banned your ass,
Now you understand.

[Chorus]

S'cuse me, do you need a meme?
Looks like you're on 4chan.
Yes, post my meme.
We're spamming [s4s].

I'm posting froge
([s4s])
I'm [a/jp]
([s4s])
If you want 2D
(hop in my ride)
We're spammin' [s4s]
Track Name: Orkek - BANTI (feat. 3bard)
Banti Banti [x2]
Not that important
(Banti Banti)
Not that important
(Banti Banti)
Birds are not that important
Not that important
Birds are not important, not that important [x2]
(They're not important, birds!)
Birds are not important,
They're not that important

Birds
Shit on Your head.
Birds
Shit on your deck.
Birds
Shit on your bed.
Birds
Shit everywhere.

Even on your car.

That bird is not important.
That bird is not important, either.

That bird is not important.
That bird is not important, either.

You say either, I say either.
You say neither, I say neither.
But we agree on one thing!

Birds are not important, they're not that important [x3]
(Birds are not importantttt~)
Not that important [x2]
Birds are not important, not that important.
Birds are not important.
Not that important [x8]

Birds are not important.
Not that important.
(B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS...)

Birds are not important, not that important.
Birds are not important, they're not that important. [x2]
Birds are not important, they're not that important. [x4]
Birds are not important, not that important.
Birds are not important, they're not that important.

Birds
(Birds)
Birds
(BANTI, BANTI, BANTI, BANTI...)

You have been visited by le unimportant bird of narcotics.
Infections and drug abuse will come to you!
Post Birds Are Not That Important on reditt, facbook or tumbler
or you will become addicted to heroin
and die.

(The birds are not important!)
Birds are not that important.
Not that important.
(Ow!)
Track Name: Jonathan Elizabeth - Drowning In Memes
(Have you ever wanted nothing more than to drown in memes?)

[Chorus]
Drowning, in memes!
I'm drowning, in memes!
[x2]

Wake up and turn on the computer machine.
Guess I'd better check Dream de la Meme.
It's a very good source of memes.
I made those memes by myself.

Instead of using water
I filled my swimming pool with memes.
If my head ever gets submerged
I will truly drown in memes.
(Awww~)

Memes are part of daily life.
When memebase is down I experience strife.
Danny DeVito is my inspiration.
It's the new craze that is sweeping the nation.
All of the ladies, and the boys,
Tell me everyday that they love my memes.
Then I respond to them,
"Yes."

I go hard in MSPaint,
Memes so dank that you will faint.
Do not fall and hit your head
Or you will need an Asprin.
I will punch you in the neck
So hard you'll think, "What the heck?"
(Jonathan, watch your language! This is a Christian household!)

I am off the hook.
I am not a schnook.
I will write a book
About all memes I'm swimming in.
You are a rotten teen.
I will punch you in the spleen
With a knockout punch!
(Jonathan, practice your saxophone before you use your computer!)

(Jonathan, that wasn't 40 minutes!)
Track Name: Genelf Wezrd - Memes and Dubs and Everything Nice
(Memes and dubs and everything nice.)
Track Name: Paracy - Doge
Wow, such doge
Such brilliant doge [x4]

*BARK BARK BARK BARK*

Wow, such doge
Such brilliant doge [x4]
Wow, doge
Such brilliant doge [x4]
Track Name: Orkek - A/pol/calypse
Go on home /pol/ posters Go home
Don't you have a board of your own?
(NOPE!)
For 800 years we've got dubs without fear
And we will get dubs for 800 more

If you stay /pol/ Posters If you stay
You'll never ever beat le troll army
For the 14 keks in /s4s/
Are the last that you'll leave unaddressed
So take a tip And leave us bloody be

[Chorus]
Go on home /pol/ Posters Go home
Don't you have a board of your own?
For 800 years we've got dubs without fear
And we will get dubs for 800 more

We're neither Nazis nor Objectivists
We're no tumblerettes or misogynists
We're Shitposters and proud we are to be!
So fuck your hate for blacks, We claim our board back!
We want to see those old doubles free once more

[Chorus]

We'll fight them /pol/ Posters for the cause
We'll never bow to Stormfags because
Throughout our history We were born to be free
So get out Libertarian bastards leave us be

Go on home /pol/ Posters Go home
Don't you have a board of your own?
For 800 years we've got dubs without fear
while you just get cuckold
cluck cluck cluckidy doo
Track Name: Le Ruse Bird - Quetzal (BAVI)
*cough* BANTI XD
Track Name: Le Ruse Bird - Hip To Slam Jam
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now.
We got a real jam goin' down.
Welcome to the Space Jam.
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam,
Alright.

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.
Come on and slam, if you wanna jam.
(Uh huh!) [x2]

Hey you, watcha gonna do
(Uh huh!)
Hey you, watcha gonna do
Hey you, watcha gonna do
(Uh huh!)
Hey you, watcha gonna do

Party people in the house, let's go!
It's your boy, 'Jayski.' A'ight so,
Pass that thing and watch me flex,
Behind my back, you know what's next
To the jam! All in your face.
Wassup! Just feel the bass
Drop it, rock it, down the room.
Shake it, quake it, space kaboom.

Just work that body, work that body
Make sure you don't hurt no body!
Get wild and lose your mind,
Take this thing into over-time.
Hey DJ! Turn it up!
QCD goin' burn it up!
C'mon y'all, get on the floor
So hey, let's go, a'ight!

C'mon it's time to get hyped say, "Hoop, there it is!"
C'mon all the fellas say, "Hoop, there it is!"
C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Hoop, there it is!"
Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is!"

C'mon and run, baby run!
C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run!
Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot!
Uh, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot!

C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam!
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam!
C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam!
C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam!

Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am!
Get on the floor and jam!
It's the QCD on the microphone,
Girl, you got me in a zone.
C'mon, c'mon and start the game.
Break it down, tell me your name.
We the team, I'm the coach,
Let's dance all night from coast to coast.
Just slide! From left to right.
Just slide! Yourself tonight.
QCD, drop the bass.
3-1-1 all in your face.
Jam on it! Let's have some fun.
Jam on it! One on one.
You run the "O" and I run the "D"
So c'mon baby, just jam for me.

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance
At the Space Jam,
Alright.
Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine.
We're gonna take it into overtime.
Welcome to the Space Jam.
Here's your chance, do your dance
At the Space Jam,
Alright.

Hey ladies,
(Yeah?)
Y'all ready stop?
(No!)
And y'all wanna know why?
(Why?)
'Cuz it's a Slam Jam

Fellas,
(Yeah?)
Y'all ready to stop,
(No!)
Y'all wanna know why?
(Why?)
It's time to Slam Jam

Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright

C'mon, everybody say, "Na na na na na."
C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey-ey-ey yo."
C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Na na na na na."
Just take the time to say "Hey-ey-ey-oh"

Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this?
(You know it!)
Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this?
(You know it!)
C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam?
(You know it!)
Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam?
(You know it!)
C'mon!

Here, there, and everywhere!
Hip, hip, so hip to be square! [x3]
Track Name: Carly Dubs Getsum - Check em', bby
I posted on [s4s],
Don't check me, I'll never get
I wasn't asking for this,
And now I'm getting dubs
I trade my soul for some trips,
Topkek and lel for digits,
Bateman's not ready for this.
But now I'm getting dubs

His coat was shinin'
Arm bent, Finger pointin'
Patrick, Bateman sayin'
Look at those repeating digits!

Hey, I just posted.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So check it, bby.
It's hard to check dubs,
when you're lazy,
But there's my number,
So check em', bby.

Hey, I just posted.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So check these, bby.
And all the other boards,
Try to bait me,
But here's my number,
So check em', bby.

You took your time with the check,
I took no time with the Kek
You got no kind of a get,
But still, I'm getting dubs.
Doubles, and triples and quads,
Have no scripts it's all real
I didn't cheat, I just posted
And I'm getting dubs.

His coat was shinin'
Arm bent, Finger pointin'
Patrick, Bateman checkin'
Look at those repeating digits!

Hey, I just posted.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So check it, bby.
It's hard to check 'em,
when you're hazy,
But there's my number,
So check it, bby.

Hey, I just posted.
And this is crazy.
But here's my number,
So check em', bby.
And all the other boards,
Try to bait me,
But there's my number,
So check em', bby.

When this board came to my life
I missed GETs so bad, I missed GETs so bad
And then I got, some dubs

Before this board came to my life
I missed it so bad, and you should know that
we missed it so so bad (…bad, bad…)

It's hard to check 'em,
when you're blazing,
But here's my number,
So check it', bby.

Hey, I just posted.
And this is crazy.
But there's my number,
So check em', bby.
And all the other boards,
Try to bait me,
But there's my number,
So check em', bby.

This board came into my life
And then I got trips
And then I got quads
And then I got, some quints

Before this board came to my life
I missed it so bad, and you should know that

So check em', bby.
Track Name: 3bard and friends - Be A Fig
Let’s get down to business:
To get, the dubs.
Did they send me /b/ullies
When I asked for buds?
You’re the most privileged bunch I’ve ever met,
But you will check before we’re through.
Nice gril and esforce-tan
I love you.

Browsing [s4s]:
Feel the dubs within.
Get repeating digits
And you’re sure to win!
You’re a dubless bunch of newfigs.
All you have is some singles,
But one day, you will see
Good double!

“I’m never gonna have a get.”
“Say goodbye to Le Shit Nigger~”
“Boy was I a fool when I didn’t check those dubs.”
“Dubs guy got us kekked to death!”
“Birds are not that important.”

Now I know all the memes, like Le Pig Shig

[Chorus]
(Check these dubs!)
Just watch the movie with Patrick Bateman
(Check these trips!)
Learn all the memes like Le Donut Man
(Check these quads!)
Get tons of dubs like a big fignewton
Mysterious as the oldfriend Gippo Dudee!

Nice to see someone
Using my OC.
Namefigs, old and new ones,
They reply to me!
But you’re unsuited for
This nice board,
So pack up, go back to /b/.
Esforce is
Never rude
Lewd or mean!
Track Name: Anonymous - Ode to Gippo Dude (Remix)
Daily reminder that esfores is property of Gippo Dudee
I will remind them
I'm postin a ??? when you started your remindings
That you owned us, but I took you for granted
Now I want you back
You are Gippo, Gippo Dudee
You are Gippo Dudee
Track Name: Anonymous - Check
There is this thing that's like posting, except you don't post.
Back in the day it just went without checking at all.
All the boards's double-gets gradually dying unchecked.
There is thing that's like kekking except you don't kek.
You check. [x2]

Check for the palmtreeman, check for the janitor, check.
Check for the newfigton, check for the oldfig, check.
Check for Anonymous, check for the namefig, check.
Check for the rudefig who told you that you couldn't check.
Just check. [x2]

There is this thing keeping everyone's dubs and trips locked.
It is called #rude and it's seeing a great renaissance.
On other boards you cannot check whatever you want,
But for now lets just pretend that we're all gonna get dubs.
So check. [x2]

Check cause its obvious, check for the funposter, check.
Check for the nice maymay, check for the spammer, check.
Check for our soccer team, check for the ganjaweed, check.
Check for the fig full of anger, refuses to check.
Just check. [x2]

Life is no Reddit m8.
We don't upvote what you say.
We're inviting you anyway.
You fluid gender guise, you'll check someday...
(Someday! Some day...)
Track Name: Le Ruse Bird - Pour Vous (Acoustic Baneposting)
Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
Um, you don't get to bring friends.
(They are not my friends.)
Don't worry, no charges for them.
And, why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize.
They work for the mercenary.
(The masked man.)
Bane?
(Aye.)
Alright, get 'em on board my plane.

The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me,
my men.
But only one of you.
(First to talk gets to stay on my aircraft)
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
He didn't fly so good.
Who wants to try next?

Tell me about Bane!
Why does he wear the mask?
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
(Someone get this hothead outta here!)

Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man
Before throwing him out a plane.
At least you can talk. Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are
What matters is our plan.
No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
If I pull this off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy -
For you.

Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course.
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours.
Nothing! I said nothing!
Congratulations, you got yourself caught.
(Sir?)
Now, what's the next big step of your master plan?
Crash this plane with no survivors!
Track Name: Rhayader - Scrubmaster
Guess whose back with a brand-new froge?
Scrubmaster
All the single ladies got a brand-new doge
Scrubmaster
Who gets dubs like sick children die?
Scrubmaster
Who's there in that place doing all that stuff?
They've caught my eye
Scrubmaster

This is the chorus
And I hope that it's a good hook
Obligatory Topkek placement
Fuck you Keksuki

What brings all the fun to life in general?
Scrubmaster's posts
Who fought cood into submission when he was gonna lead /s4s/?
Scrubmaster did
Who am I gonna seek out in the event of a nuclear fallout?
Scrubmaster
I trust he'll probably have a bunker and let me crash for a bit
Scrubmaster

This is the chorus
I hope it's a good hook
Obligatory Topkek placement
Fuck you Keksuki again

Look whose back with a brand-new froge
All the single ladies got brand-new doges
Who gets dubs like sick children get die
Who's that there in that place doing that stuff caught my eye?
Scrubmaster
Track Name: 3bard feat. Le Ruse Bird - Lewd
Saturday morning jumped out of bed
And put on my kek suit
Go on the board and post a new thread
Anime Awoo~
Posted the pic you came to observe
And asked her a question
Even though I know you’re just a perv, yeah

You looked over and said, “Will you fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know.”
You say you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, my friend, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah!”

Why you gotta be so lewd?
Askin' her to fart on you?
And why'd it have to be Awooo~?
I’m gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No, she won’t fart in your face
Anime girl
You are so disgusting
Why you gotta be so
Lewd?

(How could you really love a girl if you won't even smell her farts, onii-chan? Hm?)

I have to do this, you leave no choice
You won’t leave her alone
You post pictures of her with other boys
Gnawin’ on their bone
Or tentacle hentai
From a doujin anime, you know
You know that’s not cannon, m8
She’s a pure maiden Touhou

Come over and post, “Will ya fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes," 'cause ya need to know.
I say, you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, my friend, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah!~”

Why you gotta be so lewd?
Askin’ her to fart on you!
Don’t you know she’s mai waifu?
I'm gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No matter what you say
Anime girl
Yeah, she’s my 2D cutie
So why you gotta be so
Lewd
Lewd

(Please be in London)
(How could you truly love a girl if you won't even let her use you as a toilet, onii-chan?)
(Hey cutie, why don't you let me sit on your face?!)

(Anime Sex Sounds)

(So big onii-chan! I'm Gonna Cum!)
(3bard does not pay me enough for this shit)

You looked over and said “Will you fart in my face?
Say yes, say yes 'cause I need to know.”
You say you always like them better when they do not try
Tough luck, mother F*CKER, *slaps you're ass* I say “Woah!~!”

Why you gotta be so lewd?
(Why ya gotta be so lewd?)
Don't you know I'm 2D too?
(2D is real!)
Man, why you gotta be so lewd?
(Stop the lewdness!)
Dontcha know? I'm gonna marry that anime

Anime girl
Marry that anime
Anime girl
No matter what you say
Anime girl
Yeah she’s my 2D cutie
So why you gotta be so
Lewd
Why you gotta be so
Lewd

Why you gotta be so lewd?

(Ok, Hear me out. We have got to stop being so lewd all the time.)
Track Name: $paghetto $quad 181 - Pasta La Vista
Sauce is sweet

Beat so slow
Just like how I'm feeling
'Bout to go bananas
Bitches start peeling their clothes off
Ready for the heady
Getting kind of hungry
Mom's spaghetti

Now I'm kind of starving
Green like a Martian
Kermit feeling easy
Peasy lemon starship
Looking all around me
Everywhere that I see
Girls be dropping deuces
Man, that's hella nasty

Man, I'm fucking sneezy
Stupider than Weezy
Punch him just like Breezy
Oh my God, Flo Yeezy
This is why I'm single
Cannot fucking mingle
Everybody that I know
Is taken just like Pringles
Taken just like Pringles
Taken just like Pringles
Hoes, hoes, hoes
Like I'm Kris Kringle

Coming back for seconds
And you know I'm fucking ready
Getting even hungrier
More of Mom's spaghetti
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
Bars (bars)
This, that jackpot
That treasure Bruno Mars

Shit
I'm making you sweat
But baby don't fret
The tables all set
Dine and wine
Buff and shine
It's motherfucking meal time
Mom's spaghetti

Fix your face
I'm outer space
But how you feel
'Bout this fucking date?
Take you out
Shorty don't you pout
We're going steady
Mom's spaghetti

Oodles of noodles
With that marinara sauce
Don't care if you ain't ready
More of Mom's spaghetti

Sauce is sweet
Track Name: Le Radioman - Le Radiorap
I just wanted to be the voice of [s4s],
Just wanted to give figs the mic.
But no matter what, after 5000 hours of effort
I never seemed to get my show just right.
And people came up to me on the radio threads
And they started posting mad shit.
And I could understand if they were participating,
But really, they were just dicks.
And there's no reason for it.
Cuz all I ever did was try to make this board a better place.
Cuz what other board has a radio show, eh?
That's right, there isn't one babay.

Switch on, like Grey Poupon,
cuz your farting's got me harder than a bag of glass
And if you ever wanna find the image that I created
You can discover that image deep inside of your mother's ass.
Cuz I fucked your family up, and it hurt your butt,
So now you're getting all shitty with me?
All I ever wanted to do was entertain you,
But all you ever did was talk shit to me?

Now, hold on, let me just say,
this song skips over all the figs,
All the nice kids checkin' dubs all day.
This is only for the rude fucks, cum sluts,
Askin' anime's to fuck in their butts,
numb nuts.
Haven't ever had an idea in their whole entire time on [s4s]
Yet they tell me how I've done so wrong.
Let me ask you bitches, as a witness
If you think you could do better, why didn't you?
Because you couldn't? Or because you simply wouldn't?

[Satanic Ritual]

Of course I follow a pattern.
That's the joke, you cunt!
But you don't get it cuz you're not in the mind-set of fun.
So you get all pissy, telling me it's over with
And nobody likes it, and that my waifu's a shit,
Well bitch!
Let me tell you that I hope you can find me,
Cuz I'm walkin' with headlights, and you're gropin' 'round blindly
I never tried to be one of the cool kids,
I just sat back, had a chat with some cool figs.

All you wanna do is crap poo on creativeness without taking time to assist.
I'm not a little kid. I'm a full grown man with a college degree.
In about 5 years, I'll be 33,
And I've got an entire life and family.
But you don't give a FUCK!
You just sit back there judging me.

And I know.
No, I never judged a soul.
Bird's might be low in my book,
But I gave them the role of coming out.
Speaking in ways that could make people see
Just how important all the birds just might be.

I've interviewed namefigs from the North to the South,
But all you've ever inner-viewed is my dick in your mouth.

(This is Le Radioman coming to you live from [s4s] OC Albume 5,
I hope you're enjoying everything, bby.
Ya know, it's times like this that really make me appreciative of
all the friends and wonderful people that I've met here on [s4s].
Enjoy the rest of the album.
I'll talk to ya later.)
Track Name: Paracy - Drop the Kek
(Drop the kek!)
(Check em'!)
(Drop the doge *bark*!)
(Check em'!)
(Drop the kek!)
Track Name: Anonymous - Never gonna miss your dubs
We’re no strangers to dubs.
You know the rules, and so do I.
Repeating digits are what I’m thinkin’ of.
And if I don’t get them, I think I might die.

I just wanna tell you that I’m rollin’.
Wanna make some new OC.

[Chorus]
Never gonna miss you’re dubs.
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna leave them unchecked and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry.
Never let your dubs slip by.
Never gonna call you names, or judge you.

We’ve known bout doubles
For so long.
Our hearts were achin’ but,
Now we’re proud to say it.

Inside we always knew we weren't wrong.
We needed leadership from Patrick Bateman.

And, if you ask me how I’m feelin’,
I’ll roll dubs to let you see.

[Chorus x2]

Always gonna check, always gonna check~ (Check your dubs!) [x4]

We’ve known bout doubles
For so long.
Our hearts were achin’ but,
Now we’re proud to say it.
(Say it!)
Inside we always knew we weren't wrong.
We needed leadership from Patrick Bateman.

And if you ask me how I’m rollin’,
I’ll go make some new OC.

[Chorus x2]
Track Name: Anonymous - Weredoge
(Awooooow!) [I tried to make this a combination of "awoo" and "wow".]
such (such such) weredoge (weredoge weredoge weredoge weredoge)

so moon such full
much doom very cruel
many ghoul

so moon such full
much doom very cruel
many ghoul


such weredoge pack
so night pitch-black
many prey wow feast
(Oooooohhh!)
concern look east
so must run into cave

...

That was a horrible night,
Now I must be at work, 9 to 5.
Can I ever be free of doubt?
I hope no-one will ever find out.

...

such full moon
much morph again
weredoge howl tune
very insane
so curse night
wow such moonlight
weredoge will bite
and be many bane [Easter egg: At this point, a faint "for you" said by Bane can be heard. . ]

so moon such full
much doom very cruel
many spook

(Awooooow!)
(Awoow! Awoow! Awoow!)
(Awooooow!)
Track Name: Anonymous - Gender Equality Rap (Check your Privilege)
I'm a CIS white male, cheezecake pale.
Of course I am heterosexual.
I've been privileged all my life.
Got so big on slaves and wives.
I never pulled out I came inside
And looked down on others, what a sight.
Natural coitus seemed always right
Then a kindly reminder opened my eyes.

[Chorus]
Let the black fat womyn inside of you
Make the world a better place for me and you.
Be the tall one of the midgets,
Lower your pride, and check your privlege [x2]

Don't be a neckbeard, misogynistic.
Wear a dress and put on some lipstick.
Hear your inner dyke and don't be big prick.
Stop hatin' on gays, watch Twilight on Netflix.
And if you see a bronie, give her a hug
Eh, I mean him. (Okay, dat's weird, what the fuq)
But anyway, I can see they need a lotta' love.
We can make this world a like Hell above.

[Chorus]

Only we men out there can change the world.
So if you see a fragile woman, show some respect.
Check your male privileges and give her what she really needs:
A brand new oven.
Track Name: 3bard - Favorite Friends
(Potato, potato, potato, potato, I can count all the way to potato!) [x2]

Hey there everybody!
A little bout me.
My name is The Bard,
and The Bard's a 3.
But this is not about me,
So my intro ends,
This song's about all of my favorite friends.

It was a long time ago, in 2003,
When the world suddenly opened up to me.
And even though it was a joke, we took on no jest
And founded a new island called [s4s].
You see,

The internet was slowly dyin'.
Some people were angry
And others were cryin'.
But we saw the problem,
We knew what it was;
The world of online was at a total loss for dubs.

We set forth with a new slang lingo
Then crafted the newton of the fig, then bingo!
People started comin', at least 2 or 3,
and, lo and behold, they turned out just like me!

A top-kek-lel-froge-doge in this bitch.
We were snackin' on memes and O's in this bitch.
And when I say bitch, no I don't mean ladies,
Cuz I've checked my privilege and it's -5!

Speakin' of O's, I'm talkin' OC.
Cuz that's what we make for the rest of the
World to dig around in, cuz we love them all,
Even if they're intolerant of old 3bard!
We never get rude, and our lewdness is minimal.
The more keks we kek makes our cause ephemeral,
Cuz...

We just want to see the world grow
Together toward the top top top kek.
And maybe one day we'll find it
for m0t.

But until then,
We gotta catch them doubles every time we can,
and spread funposting etiquette across the land.
Because the web's really sad, and it just gets worse
Every time a kid says "wew" and winds up in a Hurst.

We see the /pol/ kids happening every day,
And for some reason /b/tards won't go away.
That's ok, we're impervious to all of their games.
We invented them back in 2000 and change.

(I lost the game!)

They say that we're hinging on genius retardation,
One day they'll ship us out, and we'll form a new nation
Where every single person can capture dubs.
And we'll all be there to check em' when they show up because

We understand that these numbers are for more than just GETs.
Bateman's not a hero, he's a God to these figs,
Because the message that he sends, it's perfectly true:
It's hard to be yourself when the whole world's looking down at you.

(Yo, this has been a [s4s] production. Wanna give a couple shoutouts: Shoutout to Captain Kek, Mari-chan, Chen, Ekidnuh, Purple Palm Tree Man, White Male CIS Scum, Boulder, Gippo Dudee, Anonymous, Clarke Kent, Valerie, o, @TheReem, I'm A Cat, W.T. Snacks, Domingo, Kekkats, Hegehawg, Le Shit Niggaaaaa~, Keksuki, Donut Man, Akari, Lupchan, Le Ruse Bird, John Matrix, Quest Monkey, Eternal Samefig, m0t. 3bard, I'm out.)
Track Name: Lelis Armstronge - What a wonderful board
I see names of green,
Red subjects too.
Sage in blue
For me and you

And I think to myself...
What a wonderful board

I see emails of blue,
And pics of kek.
The bright background.
The privileges checked.

And I think to myself...
What a wonderful board.

The numbers in the doubles,
So pretty when they're seen.
And also the unprivileged
Who get lost in the seams.
I see namefigs post OC,
Lel, doge and #rekt.
I know they're all just wishing for
Top topkek.

I hear /b/ullies cry.
I’ve watched them grow.
They'll have less fun
Than we'll ever know,

And I think to myself...
What a wonderful board.

Oh, I think to myself...
What a wonderful board.
(Oh yeahhhhhhhh~)
Track Name: Captain Kek - Figs
At the edge of town there is a gorge,
On a cliff overlooking that gorge is a tree
And this tree bears many fruits, none of them the same.
I grew on this tree, overlooking the gorge;
Today I will fall onto the sharp rocks
That line the bottom.
My skin will split, exposing wasps and stones and rotted mold,
The dirt and rocks will be stained bright with juice.
I hope you won’t see me like that.

I hope the birds and ants strip my flesh
Until all that’s left is the gleaming white pit.
I hope you plant me
Someplace I can be reborn and grow my own tree,
My own fruit,
To drop on the ground,
Where they can open up hearts of their own onto the sharp, red rocks.

(Lyrics by ƸӜƷ)